Stranglehold Giveaway | Closed

Evolution have teamed up with Gamehead to offer our members a creative competition to tie in with the Action / Shooter title Stranglehold for the Xbox 360, PC (Minimum Requirements) or PlayStation 3. :)



Acclaimed action director John Woo presents Stranglehold, a stunning 3rd-person action adventure videogame for PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 and PC. A spiritual sequel to Woos action masterpiece,Hard Boiled Stranglehold redefines the action gaming experience with its acrobatic gunplay, thrilling cinematography, frenetic combat and incredible Massive Destructibility (Massive D). Chow Yun-Fat reprises his signature role as Inspector Tequila, pitting gamers as a take no-prisoners cop waging a personal war with Hong Kong crime lords. Tequilas loyalties to the force are tested when his ex-wife is kidnapped by the Russian mob in Chicago. Tequila struggles to balance his duty to uphold the law with doing what it takes to save his family.

To celebrate the release of Stranglehold on Xbox 360, PC and PlayStation 3, Gamehead has provided us with a free copy of the game to giveaway to one of our lucky members, valued at AU$108.70 (Xbox 360) / AU$84.90 (PC) / AU$ 108.70 (PlayStation 3), respectively. We're not going to make it easy though...

Your Task:

The Evolution staff want our Members to use their imaginations and post what caption fits best to the image provided. The idea of this competition is to study the picture that is put up on this thread page, and create a suitable, humorous 'caption' for it. Be quick to get your caption posted or else you'll be out of time.



Guidelines:

• The competition is judged as one by our staff.
• You will need 15 posts to enter. Non-contributing replies will be considered spam and will result in you having to start from scratch.
• Simply post your entry in this thread, members are limited to one attempt only.
• All competition submissions must abide by the Evolution Forum Rules. We reserve the right to disqualify you from the contest for misconduct.
• Contest closes on September 12th, 2007
• All decisions about the winner are final.

You've gotta be in it to win it people!

Good luck to you all,

Machiavelli | Evolution Staff

Your competition image:



Get cracking people! :thumbsup:

20 minutes prior

Terrorist: Man. I could go for some pie right now. Apple pie. Mmm. I'm really hungry now. I wonder if God gets hungry? I bet he does. I wonder if God likes pie? Oh man he so would I reckon. I'm going to bake some pie.

At time of picture

Terrorist: I wonder if my pie is ready.

Tequila: *shoot*

Being a die-hard dinosaur fan, the security guard at the museum took extreme measures when they were threatened by Al-Qaeda.

Some may say it's an extreme method for getting rid of a fly sitting on someone's head, BUT IT GETS RESULTS!

The terrorist is perplexed to why they casted Jackie Chan in the new Jurassic Park franchise film. This situation really needs Chris Tucker- There's clearly no person here to fill "Comedic Side Kick" after Osama's last failed effort.

Tequila: (pulls out a gun and points it at terrorist) "Not so fast.."
Terrorist: "Okay..." (walks slower)
Tequila: "Why don't you just stop entirely?"

Psst; it's Chow Yun Fat, not Jackie Chan :P

John Woo's addiction to casting Chow Yun Fat in as many roles as possible has led to some of the best movies ever made :D

Shit, didn't have 15 posts. I'll be back in a minute.

It's clear that I'm just doing a Racial Stereotype joke, right? :P

Peter(stops in front of an asian guy): Oh my god it's Jackie Chan!
Peter(moves on to another asian guy): Oh my god it's Jackie Chan!
Peter(stops in front of Jackie Chan): Oh my god its Jackie Chan!
Jackie Chan: Hi there! Nice to meet a fan.
Jackie Chan(stops in front of Peter): Oh my god it's Ethan Hawk!

My entry:

"It all started as a normal field trip to the museum of natural history..."

Tequila: 'DON'T MOVE!...There's a dinosaur behind us...'

Ten days without another entrant!?

Good god!

Yeah come on guys, this one isn't that hard!

"Hey mate, there's a spider on you".

Bad Guy: That's not very scary. More like a six-foot Turkey.

Tequila: Funny... you are not.

"And then he looks straight at you. Then the attack comes. Not from the front, not from the side; but from my little friend here Janie."

It's either you or your Jurassic friend here, take your pick.

Tequila - "Confucius say, Brain like balloon — one prick, all gone."

Wasn't this meant to end today?

Yep, today is the last day to get entries in!

It does end today. What's your point? :P

We'll lock it once it reaches midnight and our staff will decide on a verdict later this week

"Inspector Tequila was about to woo John."

Inspector Tequila: You know, you and me are very much alike. Except for that bit, you know, where I wouldn't be in a predicament like this nor dead in three seconds.

Topic locked (10.49pm here but I might forget if I don't do it now). Winner will be decided soon and I/Mach will repost here once we have made a verdict

Congratulations to Qubert, our Stranglehold Giveaway winner! :)