OK...borrowing this from another board because it is just so danged fun. What you do is you make a wish and than someone posts to corrupt it. They than make a wish and wait for someone to corrupt theirs.

Examples:

Drake = I wish I were James Bond.
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Guest = Granted, but you're Bond in On Her Majesties Secret Service.

Guest = I wish I could have all the shoes I want.
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Drake = Granted, but you have no taste.

Drake = I wish I was rich.
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Guest = Granted, but your currency is in monopoly money.

Guest = I wish........yada yada yada

Okay, I'll start...I wish I could spend the day being pampered at an exclusive spa.

Granted, but all the employees are 65 year old men.

I wish I had a never ending packet of TimTams.

Granted, but the Tim Tams contain potassium benzoate.

I wish I had 1000 posts on evo :P

:lol: those tim tams are deadly.

Granted, but you're banned for cheating!

I wish I was the next Australian Idol.

Granted, now everyone hates you.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can't land.
Oh, the horror!

I wish I had SSBB.

Granted, but it's the biggest glitch-fest you've ever seen.

I wish it were Friday.

Granted, but you're unemployed, making your weekends pointless and hollow.

I wish life were simple.

Granted, but now life can't pleasure you for more than 30 seconds at a time. It may want to consider nasal delivery technology.

I wish I had my own place.

Granted, but its nextdoor to open sewers

I wish life were like a videogame

Granted, but it's like the videogame Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. :lol:
I wish that nobody is a jerk. :whistling:

Granted, but now I don't exist.

I wish Ebrahim Abd'allāh Muhammad al-Atufi ibn Munir ibn Muntasir Atiya was more manly.

Er, granted.

I wish I knew what to do.

Granted! You know what to do, but you are completely rendered without the means to accomplish what you need to do.

I wish that pigs could fly!

Granted, but their only goal is to kamakazi themselves into humans.

I wish I could play texas hold em

Granted, but you play too much and lose your job, your house and car, and eventually your family and friends.

I wish...that this wish won't be granted!!

OoooOOooooOooo tricky! Your wish hasn't been granted, but it has been accepted! Muahahaha

I wish I won big on a scratchie ticket for once in my life.

Granted, but there was a glitch and everyone won big, meaning the prize of $1,000,000 was shared with two million people, so you only got $0.50 :P

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Granted, but only your subconscience knows what it is.

I wish I could speak a language other than English.

Granted, but no one else speaks it.

I wish I had a pack of Timtams that aren't poisoned or rotten or anything.

Granted, but try as you might, you can't open the packet.

I wish Charlie Clausen was my own personal slave. :P

Granted, but it turns out he's satan himself!

I wish I knew who Charlie Clausen was.

Granted! But you rue having had asked for the knowledge, and spend the rest of your days in misery and woe! :D

I wish I had five more wishes. :thumbsup:

Granted! But they'll all be corrupted and turned against you in ironic hilarity!

I wish I wasn't in debt.

Granted, but exactly 24 hours later Harvey Norman himself forces you with fire to book up $15,000 worth of electrical equipment!

I wish my cat wouldn't scratch at my bedroom door at night. :angry:

Granted. The door is open and now it scratches at you! :thumbsup:
I wish that all war is over!

Granted! But your cat now has wheels instead of legs.

I wish my wide array of European beers hadn't dwindled to a few bottles of bitburger...

Over-ruled! I was first. :whistling:

Granted! But you are now the first to stumble into the many jungle death-traps of EVO Forums.

I wish bizarrely coinciding forum posts never occurred!

Granted! But then I'd have to leave, and who wants that except for everybody besides me? ;)

I wish..erm...I wish FreakTrigger had all his drink back.

Granted! (Yay!) However I'm now going to feel like complete dirty for work tomorrow morning.

I wish the Ghost Rider movie didn't suck so very painfully.

Granted, but you're not allowed to watch it. :P

I wish I found the internet interesting again.

Granted! You find a secret conspiracy on the web, get embroiled with a terrorist organisation, are tracked down by the CIA and MI6 and get shot five times in the scrotal area. You die. Holding your testes in your hands.

I wish I could create the best video-game ever made.

Granted, but no one buys it.

I wish I could control time.

*prepares to do what he just did today on another "Ruin A Wish" board today about a which regarding controlling time.

Granted! You can control time, but you never feel like doing it.
I wish for a million! (a million what? That's the mystery!)

Granted. Have a million free puncture wounds. No really, take them.

I wish I could find a lovely Spartan man to settle down with.

Granted, but he's gay.

I wish I had the money to get to Birmingham.

A million free puncture wounds? Thanks! You never specified that they'd be on me, so I can only assume they're on my un-puncturable box of infinite treeasures.

Granted! But it gets stolen!
I wish I was at Sweet Puttin' Cakes!