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Title: Stranded on an Island


Qubert - June 3, 2007 11:19 AM (GMT)
If you were stranded on an island, what three items would you want to have with you and why?

A Vollyball to call Wilson for company.
A rifle so I can defend myself from the Others and a weird black smoke.
Lots of reading material to prevent boredom.

Ninja Catfish - June 3, 2007 12:10 PM (GMT)
My DS.
One of those little hand crank chargers.
A slave to hand crank my DS charger while I sleep.

borgster101 - June 3, 2007 12:20 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ninja Catfish @ Jun 3 2007, 10:10 PM)
My DS.
One of those little hand crank chargers.
A slave to hand crank my DS charger while I sleep.

No games? :P

You could always hope someone will pop in PictoChat :lol:

Ninja Catfish - June 3, 2007 12:35 PM (GMT)
Well of course by DS I mean my DS case with all my games. :)

And the slave will be a WiFi access point also.

Decman - June 3, 2007 09:36 PM (GMT)
1. A woman. An attractive woman. :D Whaaat?! A guy can get lonely.

2. A machete (probably the most useful tool you can have in the wilderness...also if woman gets annoying :P)

3. Gaming laptop with INFINIBATTERY (look, it's a prototype, which only I know about) and a library of extremely time-consuming games.

FreakTrigger - June 3, 2007 10:43 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Decman @ Jun 4 2007, 07:36 AM)
2. A machete (probably the most useful tool you can have in the wilderness...also if woman gets annoying :P)

Congratulations.

You've just RUINED the internet's good name.

Mad Hatter - June 3, 2007 11:18 PM (GMT)
1. A plane
2. Fuel
3. A pilot

Sorry, but there's no way I'm staying stranded.

Quatters - June 4, 2007 01:20 AM (GMT)
1- A hot, yet interesting girl
2- A katana, for hunting, defence.
3- My DS and DS games. p.s. Hot girl also happens to be a WiFI hotspot! She's the same race as Ninja Catfish's slave!

dave_cool31 - June 4, 2007 07:34 AM (GMT)
1. some coconuts
2. a copy of "the Idiot's guide to surviving on a deserted island"
3. a pair of rocketboots

screw being stuck on an island. So yeh, that's pretty much what I'd have if I was on a deserted island, heck I want rocketboots now. If the list was for someone else (probably someone who I didn't like) stranded on a deserted island the list would likely be as follows, although probably not because I'm a nicer person than this :P

1. a blunt machete
2. a box of matches with the strikey bit taken off
3. a gun with a single bullet

:ph43r:

Inquisitor - June 4, 2007 08:00 AM (GMT)
1. All
2. Of
3. You

:wub:

Beast - June 4, 2007 10:56 AM (GMT)
A couple of bags of high grade heroin.

A sharp knife.

That's all I need to survive right?

Ninja Catfish - June 4, 2007 11:04 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Quatters @ Jun 4 2007, 11:20 AM)
She's the same race as Ninja Catfish's slave!

And as such, my DS winding slave is also a very attractive, interesting and perfectly compatible young woman. :)

And Inquisitor makes me happy :P

Decman - June 4, 2007 12:47 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (FreakTrigger @ Jun 3 2007, 10:43 PM)
QUOTE (Decman @ Jun 4 2007, 07:36 AM)
2. A machete (probably the most useful tool you can have in the wilderness...also if woman gets annoying :P)

Congratulations.

You've just RUINED the internet's good name.

:P What? I'd give her the machete so she could go and make jewellery from shells and alluvial gem-stones so I could be left to game on my own. You think I'd kill her?! Pfft...

Drake - June 4, 2007 01:12 PM (GMT)
1. Foot long Chicken Teriyaki Subway

2. A tall glass of ice cold berry powerade

3. A loaded gun to blow my brains out

FreakTrigger - June 4, 2007 10:17 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Decman @ Jun 4 2007, 10:47 PM)
QUOTE (FreakTrigger @ Jun 3 2007, 10:43 PM)
QUOTE (Decman @ Jun 4 2007, 07:36 AM)
2. A machete (probably the most useful tool you can have in the wilderness...also if woman gets annoying :P)

Congratulations.

You've just RUINED the internet's good name.

:P What? I'd give her the machete so she could go and make jewellery from shells and alluvial gem-stones so I could be left to game on my own. You think I'd kill her?! Pfft...

SEE!? SEE!?

Depleting our precious earths resources! I KNEW it!

Cubeoid - June 5, 2007 02:29 PM (GMT)
1. A hot, interesting, non-annoying girl who knows how to cook wild animals and plants with no help or tools what-so-ever.

2. A mini-bar stocked with an endless supply of Corona's with assorted slices of lemon and/or lime other nice imported beers, pepsi AND coffee.

3. A flak cannon.

A recipe for disaster yeah?

Mrdie - June 7, 2007 09:43 AM (GMT)
The same thing Hþcanute II Dēofoþēowa did when he invaded Evōlution in 883 AD against Cubænōdson Fremu.

jim morrison - June 8, 2007 08:14 AM (GMT)
A plane.

Ali G - June 8, 2007 08:26 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Mrdie @ Jun 7 2007, 05:43 PM)
The same thing Hþcanute II D?ofoþ?owa did when he invaded Ev?lution in 883 AD against Cubæn?dson Fremu.

...cool.

Decman - June 8, 2007 02:19 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ali G @ Jun 8 2007, 08:26 AM)
QUOTE (Mrdie @ Jun 7 2007, 05:43 PM)
The same thing Hþcanute II D?ofoþ?owa did when he invaded Ev?lution in 883 AD against Cubæn?dson Fremu.

...cool.

LMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D

D43M0N - June 9, 2007 04:59 AM (GMT)
STOP BEING SMART DEC

BrotherEstapol - June 10, 2007 02:40 AM (GMT)
Ok, here's all I could think of:
  1. An MP3 player with all the music in the world on it, and a very durable set of headphones or loud speakers.

    I don't know what I'd do without my music. :(


  2. A carry case which has a collection of knives and other blades in it ranging from a small fruit knife, all the way up to some sort of fighting sword(katana preferably.)


  3. Jessica Alba

borgster101 - June 10, 2007 02:51 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (D43M0N @ Jun 9 2007, 02:59 PM)
STOP BEING SMART DEC

What??! :blink:

Motleyluke - June 11, 2007 09:29 PM (GMT)
1. hot girl
2.my cat
3.a boat (so I could leave)

Andy - June 12, 2007 07:19 AM (GMT)
1. A writ from the UN stating that the island is a province governed by me and is not attached to any particular region. The currency would be coconuts, so money CAN grow on trees. As the island's diplomat, I would be privvy to exotic gifts from other nations' businesses and governments as they try to target the island as a tourist destination... all of which will be refused (but they will continue to try).

2. A wind farm with 250km of extension cord - For powering my many gadgets and for whipping any potential invaders.

3. A big sign, reading "Island is Full. Go Home"

It's been a long day at work...

Decman - June 12, 2007 07:12 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (D43M0N @ Jun 9 2007, 04:59 AM)
STOP BEING SMART DEC

Huh? <_<

borgster101 - June 13, 2007 03:21 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Decman @ Posted on Jun 13 2007, 05:12 AM)
QUOTE (D43M0N @ Jun 13 2007, 05:12 AM)
STOP BEING SMART DEC
Huh? <_<

QUOTE (borgster101 @ Jun 10 2007, 12:51 PM)
QUOTE (D43M0N @ Jun 9 2007, 02:59 PM)
STOP BEING SMART DEC
What??!  :blink:


EXPLAIN! D43M0N! :P

Angra - June 13, 2007 11:14 PM (GMT)
1. Jack Bauer

2. Guitar (I might as well learn to play it if I'm not going anywhere for a while)

3. Gregory House

Decman - June 14, 2007 05:13 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Angra @ Jun 13 2007, 11:14 PM)
1. Jack Bauer

2. Guitar (I might as well learn to play it if I'm not going anywhere for a while)

3. Gregory House

Something tells me you wouldn't actually get any guitar learnt. :lol:




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