What started out as a simple, harmless msn conversation about England, Australia and Evo meet-ups, turned in to a war and battle zone that would be remembered for years to come...

Matt says:
:(

Dec says:
turn that frown upside down
:)

Matt says:
never!

Dec says:
hahah

Matt says:
you're a frown

Dec says:
negative

Matt says:
affirmative

Dec says:
acknowledged

Matt says:
roger that

Dec says:
bandits at 12 o'clock low

Matt says:
roger that rogue leader
execute catch 33

Dec says:
executing...unable to comply, lateral thrust is damaged

Matt says:
roger that
requesting back up

Dec says:
acknowledged delta-4, friendlies moving to your location

Matt says:
suspective movement sighted at 60 yards and closing
friendlys unconfirmed

Dec says:
affirmative, tangos closing in on your location! engage.

Matt says:
TAKING ENEMY FIRE

Dec says:
NO! JIMMY, NO!

Matt says:
NEW-B 4! CONFIRM YOUR POSITION!
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

Dec says:
2 km from your positon delta-4...bandit bomber formation closing in at 6 o'clock high

Matt says:
roger that rogue leader
hidden position taken, enemy unaware
injury report - shot a total of three times
right fore arm, left shoulder, and fifth testicle
early reports indicate loss of life

Dec says:
JESUS MAN
we need immediate medical assistance at point XYZ123

Matt says:
medical assistance confirmed
target XYZ123 5 clicks from current position
ETA: 5 months

Dec says:
we can wait it out soldier
you can share my blood

Matt says:
i'm not gunna die in this hole, rodger
to the death, friend

Dec says:
TILL DEATH
*draws sword and charges at oncoming uruk-hai*

Matt says:
AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
RODGER
INCOMING COPTER, 8 O'CLOCK HIGH
TAKE HIM DOWN
*decapitates uruk-hai*

Dec says:
"i got one, i got one! *sword lodges in throat* *gurgling noises* agghhghghgghghhg *radio silence*

Matt says:
rodger...?
RODGER?
ROOOOODDGGEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*slays 5000245248293004328042 uruk-hai in 2 seconds*

Dec says:
*credits roll*

Uhh?!!? You guys are nuts?!

:wacko: :blink: :shiggy: :pcsmash:


That was pretty funny though :lol:

LOL!!! Top stuff! :lol:

Why is he *always* called Jimmy? :D

Reminds me of some conversations I've had.

That convo was made of win! It reminds me of random conversations I've had with friends but none so awesome.

You two, go outside into the sunshine... NOW.

You wouldn't know! You weren't there man!

:P

Wow... boredom really does damage the fragile minds of our youth. That and addictive WWII FPS's.

Boredom consums the mind and makes you stuff just like on Jackass 2 lol

boredom is the seed of entertainment :D

I like you man but you're crazy.</Willfarreloldschool>

I should show you guys what me and my friend did to my sister, its on facebook rioght now.