so if you could instantly learn anything, what would you learn? I suppose this is a pretty hard question - and don't just say "everything is one thing!" or whatever so ok just like everything about a particular subject, like ladying or something :P

Anyways this is a hard question, I suppose - also try not to repeat what other people have said unless you really really want to, there's enough things in the world so I'd probably like to know everything about Physics, but I suppose then there'd pretty much be nothing left to learn because everything involves teh physics... Anyways, what would you guys say?

Physics would make your brain asplode due to the sheer amount of awesomeness and general knowledge that accompanies it. The brain would like "nooooooooooooooooo" just like Darth Vader at the end of Star Wars Episode 3 (Revenge of the Sith for the uninitiated, although I don't know how you could miss out on one of the best blockbuster movies to be released in the last year and a half or so, it was a huge event with lots of publicity. You have to have been living under a rock, are you living under a rock? I didn't think so, hence you are lying, liar. Go away.)

man, lay of the painkillers, I know your foot hurts but I'm pretty sure you've popped too many pills today... Actually you're pretty entertaining to listen to, so I renege - keep being zany

Time travel or the key to immortality! :D

Ninja skills.

so true, so true :D I think it would be cool to have those sweet le parkour/free running/yamasaki skills and be awesome buff too!

Or also knowing how to exploit the space time continuum to instantaneously travel places and stuff would be awesome

How would we intake all this knowledge though? I keep on picturing neo in the original matrix learning kung fu for the first time. :lol:

John Petrucci's skills.

Yeah, I'm going with either learning how to play guitar like Yngwie Malmsteen or learning another language.

Maths. I need to be good at maths. I need an A1 in my exam, and considering I got an F in my mock, I'm arsed. I would bathe the examiner's scrotum if I had too...

*ahem*

The fun is in the learn-ding

:)

But, as Angra said, a musical instrument or another language would be cool.

I've always wanted to be bi... no, TRI-lingual

I wanna learn the ultimate and fastest way to learn. That way, I can learn whatever I want fast and above all easily. :P

Like that speed reader that used to be on late night shopping! :P

Hmmm...

Probably either Japanese, or some sort of kick-arse martial art...peferably one that includes some swordplay. :)

I'd like to know all the worlds secrets and conspiracies. I see it as the only thing I can't learn from hard work and dedication.

That's actualy a really good one but they'd eventually track you down and snipe you while youre eating breakfast. Secret service don't play man. :P

I can teach you for a one-off fee of say...$5000? Or if you care to donate more? If you buy plastic guns, you can pay to learn boy! :whistling: :P

Well the Nurf gun was easy to buy, and easy to use, and didn't come with a 4 figure price tag. :P

Haha, I already am basically tri-lingual, but I sure as hell wouldn't mind learning another language. Russian maybe.

yeh, Russian girls are hot ;)

I've always wanted a photographic memory but somehow I don't think you can "learn" that. :P

well you can't with an attitude like that :argh:

Also I'd like to instantly learn who's a good person and stuff so I'd know who to make friends with

I want to instantly learn to shoot laser beams from my eyes.

someone once told me that someone said that I have "laser eyes" because I death stared him. Too bad it was only a metaphor...

I'd also like to learn to do great musical things

I am totally blah about this. I find a loophole to everything.

Obviously, I would learn how to learn everything. :]

Most of us already know how to learn everything, the question is do you want to learn everything? :P

I like how you didn't read my initial post, zsa-zsa tofu.

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So your loophole pretty much sucks in that it has no basis :P Hmm, my Engrish was pretty bad when I wrote that post :/

Bloody n00b, as borg said would yo really want to know everything anyway? Knowing everything would probably driv you insane quick smart.

If I could learna anything instantly I'd want to learn all foreign languages. then i could communicate with my mom's family and my boyfriend's family better.

But would you really need to learn all foreign languages to do that? :P

I'd like to instantly learn the Piano & Drums. :P

Learn to make graphics and skin :P

The secret of eternal life. That way, i could spend forever gradually learning everything else at my own pace.