Any French speakers here? I'm not fluent, but I'm taking French in school. it's my first year.

I'm going to france in september... does that count? :)

apart from the basics, my french is... as the french say, "le crap"

Yay! Jean Reno!! :D

Yeah, I've been doing it for over 5 years. I'm not fluent, but it's good enough that I can read French articles from newspapers etc. without too much trouble.

Bloody French...

Ferme ta geuele sale con!

Va te faire enculer, grenouille! :P

(Just kidding, don't hurt me!)

7 replies and nobody has brought up the word retreat?
Wow, never saw that coming.

Because war is pointless. Football is more rewarding than war, France are better than you at football. Ok, couille molle? ;)

La France est une pays qui contenir beaucoup de grenouilles et des hommes qui aiment les poutains et le vin bon marché.

Aussi, reignez-le Grande-Bretagne! Huzzah!

TAKE THAT FRANCE!

Le Grande Bretagne est merde. Va te faire foutre. :P

La GB c'est des pedales! lol! :P

Des pedales?! Eh?!

Shit. I'm surrounded. :P Eh, un tribut de paix peut-être? Est-ce que tu veut une assiette de grenouille ou un silo de vinaigre *COUGH* pardon, un silo de vin? Si possible, je te donne une horde de putains de Angleterre parce que, elles font leur boulot très different de les putains de France qui aiment se relachêr et les animales. :D :P

Ahem. :lol:

Oo le voo koo shay a vit wa, siswa.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

Je vois ce que vous avez fait là...

Dislike the French language. But I know it.

One thing I like about the french language is that you can say something like "I need to go to the toilet to take a piss" but rather than sounding disgusting, the french wording makes you sound more sophisticated and professional, ex:

Je dois aller à la toilette pour prendre une pisse

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That sounds bad. :P Usually I'd just say "Je dois allez au toilletes" omitting "piss/pipi" cos it's too much detail. lol!

And wtf Metallix?? :lol: Imbecile!!

Haha, so true backslash :lol:

Screw imbecile DZ, HEATHEN is more like it! :D:P

"This was to be my greatest invention - a universal translator!"

"Why didn't you ever finish it?"

"No matter what I did it would only ever translate into some forgotten, dead language..."

"Hi!"

--"Bonjour!"

"See?! Complete and utter gibberish!"

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Hahah, I love that episode :D. That is true though; I heard something a while back about how the French were getting worried by the amount of English words being used in their language and how alot more people were speaking English. :D Sucks for them.

So that's like a one up for you Brits then right? :P

Of course old chap! I've just popped down to the wine cellar to open up a bottle of my best vintage Marseilles! You know...rub it in old Froggie's face, I say, what. :D:P

Yes! I'm starting French as well. I'm the youngest kid in my class, though. ;_;

I'm in French I. What class are you in? <3