Alright guys. *ahem* So, myself and that dastardly Inquisitor were talking on MSN yesterday when my esteemed Evo colleague decided that we were to engage in what the youth of today call a 'rap battle'. How droll. To cut a long, drawn out story short, I was royally pwned. So glad was Inky, that he asked (okay, begged) me to post his victory on Evo... Ladies and gentlemen, behold...and weep:

Inq: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAP BATTLEEEEEEEEEE
Dec: AHHHH
Dec: WHERE?
Dec: or do you want to take me on? i warn you...
Inq: ill take you on
Inq: i am the KING
Dec: GO ON BITCH
Inq: YO
Inq: YO
Inq: HEAR THIS SHIT
Inq: YOU RAP LIKE A MOTHER BUT YOU GOT NO BALLS
Inq: YOUR EAR SMELLS LIKE ANUS CAUSE YOU SIT IN HALLS
Inq: YOU HANG ROUND LOTS TRYING TO BE BLACK
Inq: BUT LET ME TELL YOU, YOU SHOULD HANG BACK
Inq: BACK IN THE PAST
Inq: BACK IN THE 80'S
Inq: ILL KICK YO ASS
Inq: IF YOU TOUCH MY LADIES
Inq: HOMEY G
Inq: YOU GOT NOTHIN
Inq:COME NEAR ME
Inq: AND ILL EAT YOUR MUFFIN
Dec: HEY YO
Dec: HEY YO
Dec: HEY YO
Dec: ONLY WIGGAS BE EATIN MY MUFFIN UH
Dec: I WAS BOUCNIN ON THE BACKSTREET AND I SAW YOU
Dec: shit
Dec: ....
Dec: YO
Dec: ...
Inq: CHOKE
Inq: CHOKE
Inq: CHOKE
Inq: WINNNARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec: damn
Inq: told you im king



*sigh* Posting that made me die a little inside. The sake of this topic is not just for you to laugh at my inability to rap in battles, but for you to settle your differences with other members of the forum to loud, imaginary hip-hop. Challenge anyone you like..

G'LUCK! :fight:

I am King.

Yes.

Let it be known to all.

Twas truely an epic battle, upon which I made dec sit on his face.

Do the Keeley rap, Inkeh. You know you want to...

:P

lol!!! thats somefunny rhymes Inq. :lol: funny shit! post more

Don't we all :P

The Keeley rap?

FINE. I WILL.

But I gotta do it in an MSN convo with someone,

This stuff is hlarious, when is the next one?? :lol:



:P

I CHALLENGE INK TO A BATTLE OF RAPPING! YOUR FATE SHALL BE DECIDED...THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE ON! This time, I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!

I leave Evo and you all turn into a pack of wild monkeys?!

RAPPING ONES, NO LESS.

Hey! I havent turned... yet.

No pre-scripting allowed!

i.e don't write your rap out before the battle. It must be improvised.

Damned kids! :P

Don't worry, I won't resort to your n00b tactics Inq. :D:P

Damned kids? Yo gramps go wtch Cassanova r sumtin.

EDIT: I so won...

Dec: HEY YO
Dec: HEY YO
Dec: UH
Dec: DIS ONE BE GOING OUT TO MY BITCHES AT EVO
Dec: MMM
Dec: UH
Dec: I WAS WATCHING YOU
Dec: YOU AND YOUR HUNNYZ YOU THOUGHT U HAD D GROOVE
Dec: BUT UH
Dec: I BE PIMPIN YOU BITCHES AND YOU SHOWER GEL
Dec: UH I BE WATCHIN YOU WHEN YOU EATING SPAM
Dec: AND CHEWING JAM
Dec: HEY YO
Dec: HEY MR MATT KANGAROO
Dec: YEAH I BE WATCHIN YOU
Dec: WHEN YOU IS ON THE LOO
Dec: AND YOU BE DOING A SHH....
Dec: UH
Dec: YEAH
Dec: IT LOOKS LIKE EUROPE STRUCK BACK HOMEBOY
Dec: uh...
Dec: ahhh yeahhhh....
Inq: wow
Inq: you suck
Inq: BUT YOU
Inq: YO
Inq: YO
Inq: BRING THE BEATS NIGGA
Dec: IZ YOU SAYIN DAT I BE SUCKIN?
Dec: UH
Dec: UH
Dec: WHERE WAS I
Dec: I BE SUCKING
Dec: YEAH
Inq: NO POOS FOR YOU
Inq: ONLY SOME PIMPS
Dec: THE ONLY THING I BE SUCKIN
Dec: IS YOU BITCHES
Inq: WHO WE CALL "DA BLUES"
Inq: ...and you started rapping in my rap
Inq: that breaks the laws of rap battles
Dec: ..
Inq: you are automatically desqualified
Dec: do i win?
Dec: .....
Dec: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
Dec: ...
Inq: you fail.
Inq: big time


WHAT?! YOU GOT A PROBLEM?! *exits, storm-like*

WTF! Dec edited that bigtime. Here's exactly how it went down. No text added or deleted, original msn names kept. I'm Matt btw >_>

Dec says:
HEY YO
HEY YO
UH
DIS ONE BE GOING OUT TO MY BITCHES AT EVO
MMM
UH
I WAS WATCHING YOU
YOU AND YOUR HUNNYZ YOU THOUGHT U HAD D GROOVE
BUT UH
I BE PIMPIN YOU BITCHES AND YOU SHOWER GEL
UH I BE WATCHIN YOU WHEN YOU EATING SPAM
AND CHEWING JAM
HEY YO
HEY MR MATT KANGAROO
YEAH I BE WATCHIN YOU
WHEN YOU IS ON THE LOO
AND YOU BE DOING A SHH....
UH
YEAH
IT LOOKS LIKE EUROPE STRUCK BACK HOMEBOY
uh...
Matt || CRY - Desperate, crawling on my knees. Begging God to please stop the insanity. says:
wow
Dec says:
ahhh yeahhhh....
Matt || CRY - Desperate, crawling on my knees. Begging God to please stop the insanity. says:
you suck
BUT YOU
YO
YO
BRING THE BEATS NIGGA
I BE OUT PARTYIN TONIGHT
PIMPIN MY HOS, EATIN MY PIZZAS
YOU SIT AT HOME
10000 MILES AWAY
THINKING "HEY, I WHICH INK WOULD EAT SOME HAY"
BUT HEY, BOY, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU
YOUR RAPS EAT ANUS AND LICK DRY POO
YOUR FEET ARE DIRTY
YOUR HANDS ALL GRITTY
BUT WHEN YOU GO OUTSIDE
THE GIRLS GO "ICKY!"
NO CHICKS FOR YOU
Dec says:
WHERE WAS I
Matt || CRY - Desperate, crawling on my knees. Begging God to please stop the insanity. says:
NO POOS FOR YOU
Dec says:
I BE SUCKING
YEAH
Matt || CRY - Desperate, crawling on my knees. Begging God to please stop the insanity. says:
ONLY SOME PIMPS
Dec says:
THE ONLY THING I BE SUCKIN
IS YOU BITCHES
Matt || CRY - Desperate, crawling on my knees. Begging God to please stop the insanity. says:
WHO WE CALL "DA BLUES"
and you started rapping in my rap
that breaks the laws of rap battles
Dec says:
..
Matt || CRY - Desperate, crawling on my knees. Begging God to please stop the insanity. says:
you are automatically desqualified

Ladies and gentlemen, I disconnected during this rap battle, so that explains my moment of mental abstraction.

I demand the chat logs from both contenters be submitted so that a private investigation can determine who is in-fact the winner.

I don't record msn logs.

Then you can prove NOTHING and you automatically forfit. :P

Man for some reason I read the title as 'Rape Battles' and I was like WTF?

What would be even more worrying is that the contest is between Inquisitor and Decman :lol:

Heyyyyyyyy! :lol: What I do in my spare time with Inquisitor is no one else's business! :D:P

Bwahaha, Ink you were pwnt by Estapol. Ouch. But, seeing that I'm a good sport, he is the rightful winner. I didn't edit my chat log, but half way through our convo, my happy fun modem disconnected, thus Ink's was not recorded.

Where's my Keeley rap Inkeh? :P

Moar

That was a sweet bump.

Camels have sweet bumps.

Your face has not so sweet bumps.

:lol: sweet bumps

Cut me deep man :unsure:

Heh, I never thought it would be possible to derail a thread such as this.

Screw sweet bumps, what about sweet jumps? :P

Guys don't make me lock this :P

Hey look guys, I'm borgy!:

"omfg gice, plz dont make me lok dis, kay/? LOL ABANBANSNAS.

ARABIAN MEN."

Ok, I'm seriously running for my life right now.

i love you borgy

Argh ... uh I'm torn here ... damn you Inq!! *shakes fist*

Ink*. >_>

So Evo does things like rap battles ? LOL

Cool i guess :argh:

For humor value only it seems. And didn't you hear me people... MOAR!