Such a tough choice, but it has to be done! :P

1. The Opposite - "If every instinct you have is wrong then the opposite would have to be right."

2. The Contest - "My mother caught me."

3. The Frogger - "He kinda looks like a frog" - "So do you."

1."The Betrayal"-"You slept with the groom?"
2. "The finale"-"Oh and by the way, they're real and they're spectacular!"
3."The Little Jerry"-"They're gonna get Little Jerry!"

Yiou're right mach, it was a very tough choice.

Since I'm such a Seinfeld n00b, (i used to hate the show) i can't remember names of shows, and I just plain enjoy Seinfeld now.

I'm one of the few people who doesn't get annoyed by endless repeats of Seinfeld as I haven't seen even a third of all the shows but I'll say that The Soup Nazi is probably my favourite episode.

Actually any episode with a lot of Newman in it is a great episode :D

Seinfeld is one of the few shows I never get sick of - it's just humour done too well.

To pick three is impossible and about .45 seconds after submitting this post I'll think of another one that should be in the top three. In no particular order though...

1) The Soup Nazi - probably the best known and for good reason.
2) The Pez Dispenser - who doesn't like Pez!?
3) The Marine Biologist - the best ending to a Seinfeld ever and George's greatest speech!

I don't really know episode names but here it goes...

The Soup Nazi - A crazed shop owner, two queer muggers and an excellent crab bisque.

The Modified Desk - Where George sleeps on the shelf on the bottom of his desk.

The third one is tricky. It's either the one where Jerry doesn't know his girlfriends name or the one where George gets a toupee.

I think I'll go with Toupee just because of the line from Elayne "I DON'T LIKE THIS THING!" :lol:

Ahhh, it's a great show.

Mach; make it 10 i just though of some more. ;) :P

The Puerta Rico Day Festival
The rest

The Soup Nazi
The Pez Dispenser
The Contest


I'm almost doubling over now, just from thinking about these eps :D

The Modified Desk
The shower head
The Soup Nazi

It's great to see a seinfeld thread here :D

My favourites would have to be: (I can't really remember the names, sorry)
The Soup Nazi.
The Cadalac one
The Twix episode.

I also like the episode where Jerry thinks his girlfriend wears the same black and white dress over and over....GOLD!!!

1. The Soup nazi
2. The Pick
3. The Frogger.

seriously one of the best sit coms ever made

A little birdy told me last night that Season One will apparently be available on DVD by this christmas.

Region one that is :)

Favourite 3!!

I can't do it, I can't do it I tell ya!!!!

TWIX!!!!

1. The Jimmy - "Jimmy can jump!" "George likes spicy chicken"

2. The Little Jerry - "That' not a chicken! That's like a dog with a glove on its head!"

3. I can't remember the name of the episode, but the one where Jerry is being investigated for Mail Fraud.

Pig Man - 'He's a pig man Jerry, a pig man!'
Soup Nazi - 'No soup for you!'
Bubble Boy - 'Moops'

'The Soup Nazi' and 'The Frogger' are definately my two favourite episodes. Thinking of a third one is a little more difficult becuase they're all bloody hilarious, so before I keep changing my mind, it's best that I just leave it at the 2.

Mine! :o

Not an episode I know, but my favourite minor character would have to be Babu.

So props to any episode that has Babu in it :P

Dammit, why can I never find that occasionally-helpful-but-otherwise-pretty-crap book that lists the names of all the episodes? I can never remember them.

Anyway, in third place I'd put The Marine Biologist. It was the episode that got me watching Seinfeld in the first place, and yes, the ending is great.

In second place I'd put The Frogger, the scene where George tries to get the machine across the road is one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed.

In first place, though, I'd put the one whose name I can't quite remember... It's probably called 'The Outing' or something equally sensible. Anyway, I'm sure all I need to say is 'Not that there's anything wrong with that!'

Yep, it's called 'The Outing' -- yet another of my favourites.

I've changed this into a Seinfeld trivia thread, we so need an active Seinfeld thread.

If you answer correctly, post your own question. I'll get things started...

Q - What was Kramer's "Bizarro World" counterpart's name?

Feldman

I was contemplating replying in this thread a while back but honesty couldn't select my three all time favourite episodes. That was until I saw the Seinfeld Chronicles last night on Foxtel which has a majority of the very best and classic moments throughout the entire series.

Awesome viewing. ;)

Damn you bullets.

I was also working on a rather large Seinfeld trivia sheet for my trivia bot ( which has died in recent months, but this might give me enough incentive to get back into it.

What was the nickname for Jerry's girlfriend that episode?

..Mulva?

I thought it was delourous(SP)?

Deloris was her real name. He forgot her real name but remembered it rhymed with a female body part...thus the nickname "Mulva".

But I don't think Mulva is the right answer anyway.

Mulva is not right.

Its still on the Bizarro World episode. Jerry is seeing someone at the time and has a nickname for them.

Its Man Hands I beileve

Oldskool is indeed correct.

Yargh

In the episode 'The Beard' Jerry dates a female cop. She wants to get him on the lie detector because she thinks he is lieing about not watching this soapie?

Melrose Place.

Pretty sure that's right....

Yargh Correct.

What was the name of the phoney fund that George made up so we could swindle people out of their office Christmas gift?

The Human Fund?

crap!

I woulda got those..but I actually had to do work...

More questions for us! NEXT!

Correcto!

A couple of questions regarding George's secret holiday - Festivus.

1.) what object is analagous to the christmas tree?

2.) what are the two major dinner-table traditions that the family must perform?

2) The Airing of Grievances
The Feats of Strength

Dunno about 1) tho.