Just post whatever, it can be a specific character or just in general.. have fun ^^ example: "Does this sword make me look fat?"

i'll start :D

Ganon: Zelda is mine, prepare to die, Link!

Link: Dude, get a life. You do the same thing EVERY game.

Ganon: But I have the princess...

Link: You should file for a vacation, Ganon. Go, now, the producer is waiting for you.

Director: CUT!!!!

link: does this skirt make me look skanky?

I'd love to hear Phoenix, from Gears of War, say something like "That cat is really cute". Dunno why... :lol:

It'd be funny if Raiden and Rose had said this in MGS2...oh...wait...

Raiden: Remember those Japanese tourists that asked us which skyscraper King Kong climbed?

Rose: OMG YEAH!1 And we were all like arguing and I said it was the Chrysler Building and you were all like OMFG NO WAY ITS TEH EMPIRE STATE!

Raiden: Yeah! And they were just standing there!

Rose: YEAH! Good times...

Raiden: Yeah.

Rose: *cries*

Now I haven't played that game in about five years, but I think I was pretty close to their real conversation which might as well not have existed.

Master Chief: Look, I'm sure we can figure out our problem if we just sit down over some tea and just talk it out. I respect your feelings

As opposed to what would really be done

Master Chief: *shoots opponent in face*

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CJ: Fiddle dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot.

as opposed to:

CJ: Fuck....! Ahhhh!

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Guybrush Threepwood: *stab opponent in face*

as opposed to

Guybrush Threepwood: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!

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WoW character: good show. jolly good duel that. Well done. You have bested me.

as opposed to

WoW character: OMGZ CHEETZ!!! n00b you suck i pwnz j00 in reel life get a life geek!!111!!1!

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Cloud Strife: I really should do my gardening

as opposed to

Cloud Strife: ...

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DoA girls: I think i'm showing too much cleavage.

Naaaaaaaaw. :)

Quoted for truth! That would be so damn funny olol How about Pikachu doing Marcus Pheonix's voice instead :lol:

Link: I DO NOT WANT GREEN EGGS AND HAM! I WANT PURPLE ONES.

Zelda: ... Uh... Is there really a difference?

Link: There is a difference... I just havn't found it yet!

Surely the entry for Link in this thread would be any word in the dictionary, considering he doesn't actually talk and therefore never says a word? :P

Same could be applied to any other mute character actually.

And Angra, agreed. :thumbsup:

:ph43r:

I would love to see the main character of Ico hold his hand out to Yorda to help her jump over a ledge, and then retract his hand right as she jumps so she falls to her death.

I did that so many times in that game...

I think VG Cats answered what will never be shown in StarFox (unless your after THAT type of FanFiction).

I hate fanfiction.

What? "HAAAAIIYYYYAAAAA" isn't in the dictionary? :unsure:

DOA girls: "My boobs are too small"
Leon from Resident Evil: "Arrrghh! No zombies!"

I want to see Leon break down and start WAILING like a little kid.

CJay (gta: sa) "May I help you cross the street maam"

Pacman: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!

I think it would be funny if Sims in The Sims started speaking English and were saying really dirty things...

(Things they would never say)

Link: Why do I need to save her again?

DoA girls: We love our sweat pants and hoodies. (or) Stop checking us out!

Donkey Kong: Why barrels? Why not flowers? Peace everyone...

Mrs. PacMan: Are ghosts low in trans-fat?

Pacman ; "You know what? I'm full."

Pikachu : "I'm The Juggernaut bitch! You cant hurt me!"

Imagine.. God of War...

"But... I don't want to fight..." :(