Caption Competition | Closed

Hello, the Evolution Staff is pleased to announce the start of our first caption contest! The contest will run for a month, beginning on November 9th 2006 and ending on December 9th 2006.

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Prizes:
Up for grabs is the acclaimed Grand Theft Auto San Andreas for the PlayStation 2.



You've gotta be in it to win it people!

Your Task:
Members can simply post their imaginations of what caption fits best to the image provided. The idea of this competition is to study the picture that is put up on this thread page, and create a suitable, humorous 'caption' for it. Be quick to get your caption posted or else you'll be out of time. December 9th deadline! To post a caption, post a reply to this thread.

Guidelines:

• The competition is judged as one by our staff & Cheap Games Australia.
• You will need 15 posts to enter. Non-contributing replies will be considered spam and will result in you having to start from scratch.
• Each registered member is allowed a maximum of 3 entries per competition (if you do more than one on a post it still counts as multiple entries) Any more than 3 will either be removed/deleted or ignored.
• All caption submissions must abide by the Evolution Forum Rules. We reserve the right to disqualify you from the contest for misconduct.
• All decisions about the winner are final.

Good luck to you all,

Machiavelli | Evolution Staff

Your competition image:



Example: "Jack Bauer, there's someone to see you. Something about settling a bet about who could kick whose ass?"

Get cracking people! :)

I would get cracking if I could see it :P

Atm it says 'user posted image' and when I right-click it and click on 'view image' I get a forbidden message

"Why must there always be a problem?" - George Costanza

Fixed.

Caption: "When gamers date eachother"

I'm sure there's a better way to say it, argh! *scratches head*

"Not now, Dr Phil is on..."

On the day that Earth was invaded by the Covenant, was the same day that our greatest hero took one look at it and saif the words that have echo'ed down the ages. "Fuck it, as you can deal with it this time."

"Wheres my sandwich!"

*Jack Thompson photographed secretly at his residence after kicking some Covenant ass*

"And coming up on Good Morning Reach, we discuss the growing threat of Flood, Needler ettiquette and Cortana's tips to losing weight in eight days."

Doc: "Ok do we have Mater Cheif here yet?, Ok good ready for your prostate examination?"

"Does this make me look fat?"

"What ya looking at, it gets itchy down there"

"One day I can be a pretty girl too."

Ok, that looks like my three.

Proof that internet dating is a bad idea

Photographer: "That is armour over your crotch, right?"
MC: "It can be if you want it to be ;)"

Narrator: You might not be able to see Master Chief's facial expression, but in an Exclusive Insight into his life, this is the exact moment a Doctor had told him he contracted Crabs.

Oh god, I laughed.

"Do I make you horny baby, do I?"

"I got yer Halo 3 right here..."

The radiation the Covenant blood gave off never really worried Master Chief until now.

Master Chief has been collecting his pension ever since "Emergence Day".

;)

Okaaay! So one more day left! Fingers crossed (btw, I have three copies of GTA:SA!! :P Two NTSC and a Platinum PAL copy) I win.

MC "The Doc says this suit may have caused the testicular cancer"

...so many groin jokes.

Quoted for truth. One day remaining people, get in before the deadline! :)

OMGZ

This man took on the covenant onslaught single handedly, so we can't show you his face.

Congratulations to Andy, our caption competition winner. :)