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Drake - November 2, 2006 04:15 AM (GMT)
I gotta go with Britney Spears, I like women who are not tooth-picks.. >_>

By hottest girl, I mean either hottest celebrity, or just in general. It's a free for all!

Also I have a question... why does nearly everyone seem to think paris hilton is attractive? Shes pretty umm...scary lookin IMO.

Shorty - November 2, 2006 04:31 AM (GMT)
Because she's rich and willing to whore herself out on camera. Preferably one with a green light. :P

Honestly, if I was going to pick a woman who was "not a tooth-pick". I know she put on a few ever since she got pregnant but if you'd seen her in stuff before then she was as lean as the rest of the "toothpicky" starlets you see starving themselves nowadays. If you'd asked me to mention women who aren't toothpicks, I'd probably pick someone like Eva Mendes, Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek or Kari Byron from MythBusters.

Neo.Sanity - November 2, 2006 04:41 AM (GMT)
When it comes to looks generally I have lower standards than most guys. But the best non-toothpick girl would be my girlfriend! :)

DZ - November 2, 2006 04:51 AM (GMT)
My gf is teh hotness!! She thinks she's fat, I don't. She hates her hips, I don't, I like handles (not too big btw). My gf isn't fat at all, imo all girls think they're fat. :P

Drake - November 2, 2006 06:07 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Shorty @ Nov 2 2006, 02:31 PM)
Kari Byron from MythBusters.

Is she the one that got burnt by very hot gobstopper juice?

Shorty - November 2, 2006 08:10 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Drake @ Nov 2 2006, 04:07 PM)
QUOTE (Shorty @ Nov 2 2006, 02:31 PM)
Kari Byron from MythBusters.

Is she the one that got burnt by very hot gobstopper juice?

And had her butt used as a model for the airplane toilet experiment. In fact, I believe that's how she got the job in the first place. :P

Neo.Sanity - November 2, 2006 08:48 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Shorty @ Nov 2 2006, 06:10 PM)
QUOTE (Drake @ Nov 2 2006, 04:07 PM)
QUOTE (Shorty @ Nov 2 2006, 02:31 PM)
Kari Byron from MythBusters.

Is she the one that got burnt by very hot gobstopper juice?

And had her butt used as a model for the airplane toilet experiment. In fact, I believe that's how she got the job in the first place. :P

So if I want a job on tv all I have to do is flash my ass in front of national tv?

"Hello? make-up please!"

Shorty - November 2, 2006 11:27 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (NeoSanity @ Nov 2 2006, 06:48 PM)
So if I want a job on tv all I have to do is flash a mould of my ass in front of national tv?

"Hello? make-up please!"

(emphasis mine)

There, I corrected it for you. :P

QUOTE (DZ)
My gf is teh hotness!! She thinks she's fat, I don't. She hates her hips, I don't, I like handles (not too big btw). My gf isn't fat at all, imo all girls think they're fat. :P


That's interesting you should say that because I think a lot it has to do with the language. It's the language that really gives it away. You ever hear a girl talk about eating a lot of or overindulging in some kind of foodstuff and she follows it up with "I feel so fat" or "I feel so bloated". No you don't, dear. You feel full. The reason you're saying you feel full is because you've been conditioned with this idea that girls with healthy appetites are somehow bad and that eating a well-sized meal will somehow make you fat. A reasonably well-balanced diet and a moderate amount of exercise won't make you fat anyway, so eat up! And salad on its own doesn't count! For God's sake, woman! At least order some fish or chicken with it! It won't kill you... :P

Angra - November 2, 2006 12:50 PM (GMT)
I hate when girls don't eat and say stuff like "omgzuuuuu i am teh FAT", and general bitching about it. I LOVE my food, and I know I'm not fat.

My favorites are Bettie Page ((back in the day)), Scarlett Johansson, Madonna, Beyonce, Jessica Alba, and Emily Rossum.

BrotherEstapol - November 2, 2006 01:28 PM (GMT)
Jessica Alba, Grace Park(Sharon; Battlestar Galactica), Elisha Cuthbert(Jack's Daughter; 24)...there's plenty of hotties out there that aren't twigs. B-)

/backslash - November 2, 2006 01:46 PM (GMT)
Jessica Alba is the only girl for me. That or either a clone of one :P

Decman - November 2, 2006 02:15 PM (GMT)
OMFG LIEK KARI BRYON IS TEH SEXX.

Yes, Shorty, I agree with you there. Most definitely. *whip-cracking noise*

Kiera Knightley is another favourite of mine, as well as Holly Vallance and Téa Leoni. :D

Shorty - November 2, 2006 02:28 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Decman @ Nov 3 2006, 12:15 AM)
OMFG LIEK KARI BRYON IS TEH SEXX.

Yes, Shorty, I agree with you there. Most definitely. *whip-cracking noise*

Kiera Knightley is another favourite of mine, as well as Holly Vallance and Téa Leoni. :D

I'll give you props for mentioning Téa Leoni, not only because she's an absolute honey, but because she's funny, too. B-)

Andy - November 2, 2006 10:58 PM (GMT)
Second on Scarlett Johansson. "Bend it like Beckham" Keira Knightley... not "I've got a pout and I'm playing in a pirate movie" Keira Knightley. Incidentally, we share birthdays, so I've got an excuse to stalk her now... It was meant to be...

Alba.

Grace Park - Battlestar Galactica

Megumi Okina...

and so forth.

Machiavelli - November 2, 2006 11:27 PM (GMT)
Two words, Elisha Cuthbert.


Nags - November 3, 2006 02:22 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (NeoSanity @ Nov 2 2006, 02:41 PM)
When it comes to looks generally I have lower standards than most guys. But the best non-toothpick girl would be my girlfriend! :)

im with you on this one bud, in my eyes my girlfriend is the best looking girl.

Angra - November 3, 2006 02:55 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Nags @ Nov 3 2006, 12:22 PM)
QUOTE (NeoSanity @ Nov 2 2006, 02:41 PM)
When it comes to looks generally I have lower standards than most guys. But the best non-toothpick girl would be my girlfriend!  :)

im with you on this one bud, in my eyes my girlfriend is the best looking girl.

Aw, Nags, you're such a sweetheart.

quartz_donkey - November 3, 2006 07:06 AM (GMT)
It's gotta be Anne Hathaway, if brokeback mountain wasn't a movie there's no way that guy would be gay.

Angra - November 3, 2006 06:15 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (quartz_donkey @ Nov 3 2006, 05:06 PM)
It's gotta be Anne Hathaway, if brokeback mountain wasn't a movie there's no way that guy would be gay.

Dude, no. She had the WEIRDEST shaped boobs I have EVER seen.

quartz_donkey - November 4, 2006 08:29 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Angra @ Nov 4 2006, 04:15 AM)
QUOTE (quartz_donkey @ Nov 3 2006, 05:06 PM)
It's gotta be Anne Hathaway, if brokeback mountain wasn't a movie there's no way that guy would be gay.

Dude, no. She had the WEIRDEST shaped boobs I have EVER seen.

They work for me, but hey what do I know I'm just a guy.

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Now I know boobs don't really look the same sans "support" this still seems like compelling evidence to me.

Shorty - November 4, 2006 10:25 AM (GMT)
They're certainly "compelling"... :P

Neo.Sanity - November 4, 2006 12:27 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Angra @ Nov 4 2006, 04:15 AM)
QUOTE (quartz_donkey @ Nov 3 2006, 05:06 PM)
It's gotta be Anne Hathaway, if brokeback mountain wasn't a movie there's no way that guy would be gay.

Dude, no. She had the WEIRDEST shaped boobs I have EVER seen.

Yes you of all people, being the conasure of boobs that you are.

Angra - November 4, 2006 07:34 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (NeoSanity @ Nov 4 2006, 10:27 PM)
QUOTE (Angra @ Nov 4 2006, 04:15 AM)
QUOTE (quartz_donkey @ Nov 3 2006, 05:06 PM)
It's gotta be Anne Hathaway, if brokeback mountain wasn't a movie there's no way that guy would be gay.

Dude, no. She had the WEIRDEST shaped boobs I have EVER seen.

Yes you of all people, being the conasure of boobs that you are.

Yes, being the bisexual that I am. And it's "connoisseur".

Nags - November 4, 2006 07:35 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (NeoSanity @ Nov 4 2006, 10:27 PM)
QUOTE (Angra @ Nov 4 2006, 04:15 AM)
QUOTE (quartz_donkey @ Nov 3 2006, 05:06 PM)
It's gotta be Anne Hathaway, if brokeback mountain wasn't a movie there's no way that guy would be gay.

Dude, no. She had the WEIRDEST shaped boobs I have EVER seen.

Yes you of all people, being the conasure of boobs that you are.

Is there something your not telling us Angra?

I was unaware of your title of connoisseur

Congrats though! ;) must be hard :cheese: being a boob connoisseur

jk lololol

Angra - November 4, 2006 07:35 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Nags @ Nov 5 2006, 05:35 AM)
QUOTE (NeoSanity @ Nov 4 2006, 10:27 PM)
QUOTE (Angra @ Nov 4 2006, 04:15 AM)
QUOTE (quartz_donkey @ Nov 3 2006, 05:06 PM)
It's gotta be Anne Hathaway, if brokeback mountain wasn't a movie there's no way that guy would be gay.

Dude, no. She had the WEIRDEST shaped boobs I have EVER seen.

Yes you of all people, being the conasure of boobs that you are.

Is there something your not telling us Angra?

I was unaware of your title of connoisseur

Congrats though! ;) must be hard :cheese: being a boob connoisseur

jk lololol

Ah well, it's my job. Hard but it has to be done :thumbsup:

DZ - November 5, 2006 03:46 AM (GMT)
Hey Angra, I remember you saying that you had a bf in your Halloween thread and you also have a "I Love Lesbians" in your sig bar. Are u really bisexual? You must have one lucky bf! :P

Nags - November 5, 2006 04:29 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (DZ @ Nov 5 2006, 01:46 PM)
Hey Angra, I remember you saying that you had a bf in your Halloween thread and you also have a "I Love Lesbians" in your sig bar. Are u really bisexual? You must have one lucky bf! :P

Thats what they all say... haha, you have no idea how many times people have told her boyfriend how lucky he is.

_MetalliX_ - November 5, 2006 11:31 AM (GMT)
Eva Longoria would be number one for me. She is damn near perfect.

NismoR34 - November 5, 2006 05:35 PM (GMT)
She isn't my number one but I would have to agree with the Metal man. Eva is pretty darn hot.

Angra - November 5, 2006 11:56 PM (GMT)
Yeah, I'm really bisexual :P

Oh, another hot girl is the woman who runs LimeCrime.net. She has her own clothing line and she models some of them - GORGEOUSSSS.

Iroquois - November 6, 2006 02:20 AM (GMT)
Girls suck.

Neo.Sanity - November 6, 2006 05:36 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Angra @ Nov 6 2006, 09:56 AM)
Yeah, I'm really bisexual :P

Oh, another hot girl is the woman who runs LimeCrime.net. She has her own clothing line and she models some of them - GORGEOUSSSS.

Two friends of mine were lesbians, great friends too. Before any pathetic sort of joke comes into play no I didn't "score" with either of them.

But they were great drunks, especially at parties.

DZ - November 6, 2006 08:24 AM (GMT)
My goal in life was to have sex with two horny lesbians in a sleazy motel room somewhere.

Neo.Sanity - November 6, 2006 09:36 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (DZ @ Nov 6 2006, 06:24 PM)
My goal in life was to have sex with two horny lesbians in a sleazy motel room somewhere.

...That's sad, plus lesbians being lesbains they don't really want a threesome with a guy invovled. If one of them was a bi-sexual then maybe, but even then you'd really have to bring your a game.


Decman - November 6, 2006 12:32 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (DZ @ Nov 6 2006, 08:24 AM)
My goal in life was to have sex with two horny lesbians in a sleazy motel room somewhere.

Wahey! Good man yourself! :lol:

DZ - November 7, 2006 08:20 PM (GMT)
Well maybe I can lie to them that I'm gay which makes me the lady... and the lesbos the guys... :huh:

Angra - November 7, 2006 09:20 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (DZ @ Nov 8 2006, 06:20 AM)
Well maybe I can lie to them that I'm gay which makes me the lady... and the lesbos the guys... :huh:

Doesn't work that way dear.

Neo.Sanity - November 8, 2006 08:57 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (DZ @ Nov 8 2006, 06:20 AM)
Well maybe I can lie to them that I'm gay which makes me the lady... and the lesbos the guys... :huh:

No guy is so attractive that two hardcore lesbians would opt for a guy to join in on their fun rather than them get into the closest female bathroom to test their curiosity.

I remember when me and my ex were at a youth-group at some random school and she decided that going to the closest park was to far away. I had to say she was very decent looking, it made me feel even better when another girl in her grade slipped it to me over msn that she was a model. :D

Robert - November 8, 2006 11:19 AM (GMT)
Lindsay Lohan, I got a massive thing for the bloods.

Angra - November 8, 2006 12:58 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Robert @ Nov 8 2006, 09:19 PM)
Lindsay Lohan, I got a massive thing for the bloods.

But she doesn't change facial expressions...




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