Have you ever had a teacher who made something sound dirty?

Our woodworking teacher always made everything sound so perverted. Like one day a kid was looking at this box, and he was like Don't touch another mans woody. For WHAT ever reason. Every one started to giggle and laugh.

Discussion: What things have your teachers said that either sounded dirty or you interpreted was perverted.

Last year, in IPT class I was with my ex-girlfriend who happens to be the only female in that class and the teacher was talking about plugs or something. And he goes "Now she wouldn't like it if we all started putting plugs in her would she?"

Bizarre.

my old cooking teacher used to really get into mashing stuff, it was very sexual, unfortunately she wasnt to attractive. I thought i'd mention that here. :P

My woodwork teacher was actually called 'Mr Wood' but nobody made any jokes about it though

One time my english teacher was doing that "putting one leg on the desk and leaning forward" position wearing a pair of tight shorts (he wasn't gay btw, he just likes his tight shorts), whilst talking to our class. Anyway the position where he was located was right in front of 2 girls (his leg was on their desk), who tried to look at him talking but giggled uncontrollaby. The teacher looked down and asked them what's so funny whilst demanding they'd say it loud enough for everyone else to hear. Turns out his fly was undone

:lol: my 6th grade teacher always used to go on about his peacock collection, he had like an award winning bird, he was way to intense about them imho. but yeah pea-cock get it? come on we were in 6th grade!

our EMO maths teacher tells us about how his friends commited suicide...every lesson!

Emo that has got to be the most used word for this year. :P

My 7th grade history teacher was talking about the computers. She meant to say "Don't stick your floppy disks in too hard", but ended up saying:

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Sorry, but the class was laughing for... heck, we're still laughing. :P