Nintendonkeys
Flog rides at the beach, kick them, and eventually sell them to gypsies or the glue factory!

Crush Bandicoot
Race around the Australian outback squashing as many endangered species as you can.

Spyro the Druggie
Escape from gaol while gathering bags of heroin and defeating evil talking spears of asparagus encountered during acid flashbacks!

Sole Calibur
A fish-themed beat-em-up.

.haaaackkkkk! Infection
Avoid catching winter flu!

Halo
This time referring to the gay sex act.

International Super Farts
Train your farter and put him on a strict diet of artichokes and baked beans.

Spartan: Total Worrier
Oh Zeus! Where did I leave my sandals?

Pie Hunter
Mmm, pie! Track them all down, including the mighty Big Ben

Loo-mines
Explode as many toilets as you can before Ikea staff throw you out.

Pokemon Black
Gotta catch all 666 of 'em!

A Frog's Life
Ding ding ding ding, shoot that ****ing frog.

Womb Raider
Chat up and boff as many supermodels as you can.

I've had too much caffeine.
Feel free to offer more ideas

Counter-Pike - The award winning Volleyball game

Grand Theft Sporto - AFL meets killing people

Need For the (drug) Speed - Self explaintory

50 Cent Notbulletproof - Kill him!

EDIT: +1, this thread is odd.

It's almost as if we don't have a centralised, general gaming forum in which to place all these worthy threads.

DOA: XXX Nude Version Anything with 3 X's has to be good! And DOA was always meant to be about nude girls, its time Tecmo realise this.

What the hell? :huh:

No, DOA is about a brilliantly accesible yet deep fighting engine further deepened by interactive environments. Hell, the two best fighters (Hayate/Ein and Hayabusa) aren't even female.

Think about it. A good fighting engine AND nudity. Win-win!

here are some more...

Metal Gear Sqeaky 3: Oil eater
keep that gear clean...

Knights of the Soviet Union
be Hitler in this 3rd person classic!

Battlefield 2: Modern Wombat
kill the wombats and save the world!

Spot on champ.

*moves thread*

Bad /backslash! BAD! :angry:

Shortly afterwards the expansion pack special horses is released. Includes the new horse killer medal. Use tear gas to incapacitate 15 horses.

LOL, nice one!! :lol:

Camper-Strike
You are an elite paraplegic special forces operative. After an accident which left you paralysed from the waist down, all you can do is sit in the one place and shoot those unfortunate enough to pass by.

hehehe nice one metal! :thumbsup:

Ninja Gayden
Homosexual ninja action! "That's not how you throw a shuriken, thilly!"

Wario Ware: Touching
"Can you make Wario cry?"

great thread, by the way, I'll post more if I think of some.

Metal, Gay, Solid: Raiden's Homo Sex Orgasmo Adventures with Colonel.

I Hate SoL so much. :angry:

Donkey Pong
"How high can you get before succumbing to his musk?"

How about Rumble Roses characters with the infamous "tit physics" put into the DOA Game? Just make the arenas with Mud and you're ok with me. :woot:

Actually, the tit physics already exist in DOA. And no one loves muddy tits. :P

Bridge Racer - Choose between various famous bridges around and race them.

>_<

You know which bridge would be nice to race? The Millau in France!! :o

There's a few nice bridges out there actually.
I was rather disappointed that our famous Sydney bridge couldn't be raced on in PGR 2.

LOL isnt it a bit odd you are talking about which bridges to race?
The golden gate bridge would own all others! :angry: