In an efffort to help rescue this place from the jaws of death, brought on by the completely lacklustre but dissapointingly familiar efforts of our "excellent, input-heavy and hard-working' moderation team , I've created this completely pointless and utterly unimaginative thread that should help take our minds of the 'inspirational' job Mach is doing for just a few hours.

Basically, just type out any entertaining, humourous, breath-takingingly erotic or blood-curlingly violent text messages you recieve during the course of your pathetic lives, for the short-term enjoyment of us easily-asmused folk back at home. Off you trot.

Mine, for August The Second:

I recieved this from a 15 year old girl at 12 noon today whose sister I recently went out with:

My reply: I'm at a funeral right now, I'll pretend to care later.

Me: Seriously Jenna, you're a silly little girl who needs to think straight. I never said you hate Shon, I said Taryn does.

Me: Perhaps when I stop laughing at your immaturity.

Me: You're a pathetic little child with an ignorant little mind. Your Mother's neglect is evident in your rationale. I'm just sorry it came to this. Give up.

Me: Stop justifying yourself Jenna, I realise that, but it does not make you right. Remember those times you said Shon liked to gossip?

Me: You sent me the message, you fool. And stop swearing, it makes you look weak.

Me:Oh no, what happened? I had a terrible day too, the funeral was today so I could use a hug as well. Ah well, you better be over tommorow night for me :)

[Damn. Back to it, then...]

Me: You know, someone smart wouldn't make death threats through text message. It makes it incredibly easy to use as evidence. I'd say not to bother with your childish games but I know your simply mind craves revenge.

Me: Is that you Russ Russ? Whoever it may be, idiotic assumptions like that expose the fragility of your mind.

Me: Oh darling, I'll be making it your problem if anything happens to me.

Me: I would only do anything if you struck first. And Jenna, that's exactly right! You've done things little girls shouldn't be doing. Go home and go to bed.

Me: You haven't learnt a damn thing. You still do it all. Your sister needs my help so I suggest you stay quiet.

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And I recieved that last one 5 minutes ago. It was an interesting day.

wow. Why do you bother to respond to those text messages? People like that are a waste of time and money. Were that me I may send a message off to begin with saying something like:

"please don't send me any more messages of this nature again" or something really silly if I was with friends like.

"hey thanks for the message. Great to hear that things are going well for you. By the way you spelt "never" wrong. Take care"

but after that I'd definitly ignore them :)

I got a funny message on Saturday. It said "help" it was sent by a friend who was 2 meters away from me being attacked by a fat girl 7 years younger than him at a party. I showed it to the girl I was flirting with and we laughed at him :D - hey it helped me out ;)

Hehe interesting read... I don't think I would use all that money jsut to reply like that. Its probably better to ignore.

Heres the only message I got today:

Sadly, I know exactly what he's talking about

Shit son, it's been a while since i've gotten immature "death threats" through sms. But what we did, is went down to the person's house, and beat up their entire family. Good times.

You should do the same.

Here's my interesting life:

I'm at home dumbass, ever think of just calling me?

nice. i entered the thread with reservations but that was actually a good read moggo, thanks.

here's mine:

do u want to go 2 the movies tonite?

not quite as compelling....

This is hardly as compelling as I had envisioned...

Hahaa threats through SMS, how funny :lol:

:(

It's hard to live the chaotic life you do mate. :lol:

Seriously though, that was some hilarous shit. You should get her to post on these forums, or at the very least show her just how stupid she looks to others as well.

Re:Yes.

Reading one of Moggo's threads is like looking at a train wreck. Certainly a tragic sight, yet you just can't bear to look away.

Wait, so you were sending text messages from a funeral?

I over-heard Jenna and Brad talking on the bus today, and Brad was actually sticking up for you. I didn't think he liked you, heh.

If i had my phone on me i'd let you know what the last Txt message i received said, but i don't so i won't.

Sometimes when I gave a couple of dollars left on a prepaid card I mess around with those crappy 193193 and similar promotions, just to see if theres any decent games/poems/etc...

The last time it ran out I used the normal vodaphone horoscope, and it told me that somebody somewhere, has a really piss easy job. I hope they aren't making too much money. It said:

Taurus
So you aren't President of anything.
You should still check on your people skills.

What the hell is that supposed to mean? I thought my people skills were fine when I realised I wasn't President? Presidents don't have to check on their people skills? Dear god thats poor, even for a horoscope.

I thought it was the older sister who's meant to look after the younger brother. ;)

I once got a horoscope (read it - not a text) that told me to spend the day speaking only in monosylablles and to ask others to do the same...

These people make money too -_-

Solid topic, Moggo. This is one from yesterday -

Me - "SMS me back. Just checking if phone is working, I dropped it and the fucken screen came out."

Mate - "U are a dickhead."

:lol: hello

Here's mine, not very exciting:

Damn group assignments, here we again, we'll see if I get a get an SMS later today..

hmm, I was just thinking - a few months ago I was travelling around Australia with a friend from Canada and he got together with a girl I went to school with but they could only see each other every weekend or even every second weekend so they had a lot of "sms sex" - Of course there were actually 4 of us travelling together so we made him read out all the messages which was our only entertainment apart from beer for a long time :P

Lynx = Moggo? Is that right? I never knew that if that is the case and either way that first post was rather entertaining, but further reason why I never watch soap opera's :P

Anyways last SMS I got

My Reply: "Mum said you can eat here."

Wow. My life is soooo boring. :P

Me and the lady discussing the musical tonight...

Girlfriend: "You still coming tonight?"

Me: "Yeah, I might. Only if I get to see you though. :o"

GF: "Which side do you want to meet at the interval?"

Me: "Sheridan street side is good."

An hour or two later...

Me: "Damnit doesn't look like I can go... :("

GF: "Ohh really?"

Me: "Yeah... I might come tomorrow night though."

And that's it for the moment because she's currently playing in the musical, so she obviously can't text. Unless she's extremely hardcore. Which she isn't. :P

Apparently, clown, you're gonna die.

By the way. This is when you give us backstory.

Was that a text you have, or what?

lol I was kinda wondering that myself... You telling someone to give us the backstory or did you get an SMS saying that or something :S

I think he's being a smartass to moggo. Of course, that's just an assumption on my behalf, but if it's correct, then.. well, just tsk tsk.

I have no idea wtf is going on. :huh: So I'll post a random image from Google! tada!

Girl - "You've been quiet this week. You know you can still call and chat :) Hope your week was ok. I'm just glad mine's over."

Me - "I didn't want to annoy u, so I haven't called. I'm glad it's the weekend, too :)"

That was on Friday night. We'd spoken last Sunday, on the phone, and had a couple of SMS convos through the week. If we're not seeing each other, then why's it a surprise that I've "been quiet this week"? Sometimes, I don't call my best friend for 3 weeks. I don't get it. It's like it's a phone relationship. She called yesterday, too. I aint complaing, as she's cool, just that I don't know what the hell's going on.

Friend: "Happy birthday! Hope you have a great day. Hope everything is going ok with you"

Me: "Thanks asagi :D i had an average day, but it was a good average day"

(this was about a week after my depression situation with my ex-gf)

Date: 4th July, 2.18pm

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That was my last SMS. As you can see, I don't really use my mobile :P

"Hey David. Is maddy coming to dinner on friday night? Love Bek"

Oh the excitement!

"IMPORTANT!Your call credits will expire within 7 days. Recharge with $30, $50 or$100 & rollover your credits for another 60 days! Call 555 to check your exp date"

I've only used $8 of my $30 credit in 2 months. Although I think I have made the most of that free calls/text to other optus mobile as I've used my phone the most I ever have in the last couple of months.

I have incredibly boring messages. Usually only ever from the ball and chain, sometimes punctuated by texts by mates.

Mobile phones are expensive, so I've gotten in the habit of using the landline to call and arrange shit. And what with the HSC game creeping closer, I don't do that very often.

Dude I'm seriously impressed by how you manage to work for your HCS and shit, there is barely anyone in my grade who would do that.

Goes to show how bad myself and my grade are :(

These days the only text messages I get are ones saying I've missed calls because my phone randomly turns off.

Too bad no one calls me :lol:

aww don't worry Borg, noone ever calls me either :P... Or SMS's me for that matter... <_< well not much anyways.

"I'll probably leave here around 630 so i'd say around 7 715ish"

Heh, yeah the only time I'm contacted is usually when someone wants something or cant figure out something, but yeah whatever..

Hehe, I got that one a while ago too.