One time I was at McDonalds with someone, and we were behind a hot chick, her little sister and her mum. I crossed my arms, stood back and said to the guy I was with, "that's a fine arse" (because it was...). Unfortunatly, her mum heard me, looked at me, did a suprised grin kind of face, and started whispering to her hot daughter. I went red as.

Another time at Maccas I recieved my change from the girl, and either said (after she had said "here's your change") "hello", "sorry", or "good thanks". My mate pissed himself.

This incredibly hot girl spotted me and a mate (who was the mate who introduced me to the girl a while before this incident) in EB Games, and she walked in and gave us a wave. She was talking to my mate about her mum having coffee with his mum or some shit, before coming over to me (I was away from my friend) and we both said hello at the same time. Then we both said pardon. Then we both like looked away for a bit. It was awkward.

Maybe more later.

You didn't mention the time you shaved your balls.

Do you have proof I did?

It's in the thread title. :P

I walked around the video store totally unawares my fly was undone today, but my jumper was covering it so it didn't really matter...

Probably the best awkward moment I've experienced wasn't really awkward on my behalf. I was talking to this chick during lunch at school, anyways the bell went and she started walking off, she was waving bye to me as she was walking, but didn't look where she was going and walked straight into a pole. Needless to say I cracked up... :lol:

Anywas he couldn't have shaved his balls, balls are plural... he only said thing... singular... curiouser and curiouser...

Hehehe, like when Kumar was trimming his 'pubes. :P

I didn't say I was caught doing that, did I? I only said it because maybe someone else has.

Doesn't anyone have an awkward moment?

i avoid moments. so i dont get alot of awkward ones...

It was a casual dress day for charity at my workplace (Coles), this was near the beginning of my career so I was working in the Grocery department at the time where a superior had ordered me to restock the pharmacy aisle.

The first box I opened happend to contained 50 packets of condoms. I tried to carry as many as I could so I wouldn't have to keep heading back to the loading trolley. So I jumbled 20 or so in my arms, just then, 2 cute girls walked into the aisle and saw me. My reaction to this made me drop all the condom packets onto the floor and then I scurried to pick them up before they noticed what I was holding.

Once they found out, I said:
"Uhhh..I actually work here. I'm not planning to buy these"
But they didn't believe me since my name badge was at home and in my casual clothing I looked like a normal everyday customer. They giggled, then walked away gossiping to eachother.

Haha! Thats actually some pretty good material there /, sounds like something out of Seinfeld or Everybody Loves Raymond! :P

Buahaha! :lol:
Yeah, how did that go? :P

I remember when I was in highschool we were having a lecture at this 1 desk so everyone was crowded around it, and I hadn't noticed that the girl infront of me had bent over for a closer look, and I was right behind her... oblivious to the "position". My friends were laughing and giving thumbs up... when she turned around and noticed what I was "doing". She gave me dirtiest look ever...
I don't know how I missed it though. :P

There was also the time I went into the girls toilets thinking they were the male ones. Lucky no girls were inside, and only one of my friends saw me. :ph43r:

In year 12 I had to kiss this chick for drama class, and I didn't know how and we ended up bumping noses (I tilted my head left). Then she asked if I'd ever kissed a girl before and I said "um... well sort of. I mean no.", then this hell hot girl who was on the supre ad said (seriously) "are you gay?" and I said "NO!" then the gay guy (one of them) got all disappointed and shit.

Anyway, after kissing her a bit more in practice I got pretty good. Her lips tasted like apple the first time, and it's a sensation I'll never forget.

lol, I've done that before...

Awkward moments hey. The only ones I can think of are when people have died. This thread makes me sad.

Actually I remember another awkward time when I was working at the checkouts when a young girl in her late teens came through my register and I had to get a price check on a packet of 'glow in the dark' condoms. When I called out to the service desk that I needed a price, the supervisor called back "Could you hold it up for me? I can't hear you"

With hundreds of customers floating around, the packet was now in plain view for everyone to see. The young girl then stepped away from my register, shaded her face with her hand and pretended it wasn't hers and waited for the price check to be completed.

Hmm, I've got to think up of some other awkward moments that don't relate to condoms :lol:

That's gold, Jerry. GOLD!! :lol: You're such a player, Slash. :P

What makes me squirm is being at a friend's place for dinner when an argument breaks out that has nothing to do with you. This has happened to me quite a few times, but the worst was when the argument was between my friend and her parents, whom I had never met before this point, so first impressions were important. In this particular argument I 100% agreed with my friend and not her parents...then her mum asked me what I thought. :nooo: Agree with friend, never get invited around again; agree with parents, never get invited around again because friend would've murdered me. :P I think I immediately stuffed the remainder of the plate in my mouth so I could stay quiet based on the "don't talk with your mouth full" rule. :whistling: :P

lol. I loved it when I was working at target and these sweaty balding old guys would come in and buy female underwear.

I had a similar situation where I met up with this girl from the internet (Waverlee) in Australind who I hadn't met before. I was just sitting in the dining room, talking to her, when all of a sudden her parents broke out into an argument, straight in front of me. Then the girl's sister starts complaining to Waverlee about not cleaning the house or something. At this point, I said
"Excuse me, I'm just stepping outside"
After stepping outside, I got out my dad's mobile phone, rang a taxi and got a ride into Bunbury. Then shopped for a couple of hours and came back when things had cooled down.

After that day, Waverlee tried to contact me but I didn't reply and judging by her over-protected family I didn't really want to see her again (for example, when Waverlee and I went for a casual walk around her neighbourhood, her parents followed us since there was once a situation where the last guy she met over the internet tried to kidnap her)

That's fair enough, if my daughter (don't actually have a daughter) was meeting boys off the internet I'd be keeping a damn close eye on them too!

I find the best way to dispell an awkward situation is to say 'Well...this is awkward.' Like I met my mate's girlfriend for about a minute, and he went off to the toilet leaving us two just sitting, trying to make inane conversation. So I said 'Well isnt this awkward' and she cracked up which made the mood a lot less awkward.

Yeah, that helps. There'd be close to 1000 times that bloody Everybody Loves Raymond could've got out of his "awkward moments" by simply being honest.

Some Guy - "What the hell's going on, Raymond!?"
Raymond - "I got my wang caught in this here garbage can."
Some Guy - "..."
Raymond - "Well, isn't this awkward."
End episode after 30 seconds.

As for my awkward moments, pretty much every day of my life consists of about 10, so there's heaps. Still, one that stands out is when me and my best mate were sharing a double bed in a hotel room (long story), and I lent over to kiss her, and then she moved away whilst telling me to 'piss off' and calling me a 'dickhead'. That was awkward for about 3 weeks.

I would've prefered if Raymond just said:
Damn bitch I work all fucking day while you sit here and the worst thing you face is my mom who just wants to help you anyway and would cook and clean if you asked her while I work for a fucking newspaper writing articles deadlines, and I'm pretty fucking good at it to. So if I want to go play golf instead of doing your shit, you better fucking let me. You cant cook or clean any good and the kids are misbehaving little shits plus you never give me any sex, what the fuck are you still doing here?

But then no doubt Deborah would like cross her arms and give him this stare and he'd get all shitscared and say 'Ooooooooooor you're always right'.

Or they could could get the CEO of whichever channel owns the show to come on set during a taping and tell him that he's just been axed, which is all being televised live of course. Now that's entertainment.

I remember you mentioning that best mate like, visiting from overseas or interstate or something after not seeing her for a few years? Did this like happen recently or are we talking ages ago?

A frend and myself were watching Blade Trinity, and watched upto the scene just after a fight where the bad guy was lying down with his shirt off, breathing heavily. At this point my Mum comes into the room, and is like "What are you guys watching?

Screen still shows exhausted bad guy without shirt.

"Uh...just a movie"

Awkward moment.

Hello woah yeah not good.

When I was a dirty punk teenager I worked in a video store(The video store actually small town you see) and we had a small collection of softcore porn and this guy use to come in most weeks and hire one and if anyone else was around he always said "I get this one just for a bit of a laugh hey."

Also connected to the porn was one day I was stacking the shelves after cleaning them and a regular was in and had a comment on every single porno in the store even the almost pornos, it creeped me out.

I have a similar situation to Cerebral. Not long ago my mates and I were watching Dawn of the Dead and my mum had come into the room to get another movie from under the TV. Of course she walked in just in the middle of a sex scene which involved a very hot young woman being bent over a treadmill. The only actualy sex scene in the movie. Amazingly she just walked in got the movie and walked out without saying a word...

Ouch!

One awkward moment I can remember, actually it was more embarrasing than anything else, was a few years back when I was getting my hair cut by this babe. Anyway, we were chatting, and we sorta clicked, everything was good, my haircut was over and I left on a mild high, until I remembered that I forgot my bag near the lounge. So I went back, she saw me and smiled, I smiled and went to grab my bag whilst not taking my eyes off her, which meant that I didn't really see the column that my head was crashing into as I scooped down to pick up my bag. I shook it off, saw her having abit of a laugh, and left very red faced.

Last time I was in gameswizards this dude was checking out the store's PSP, and from his conversation with the guy that worked there I assumed he knew nothing about the PSP. So I say to him "you know you can use a memory stick with this and watch porn" and nudged him in the arm. And he goes "I'm married." I was like "so no porn?".... "nup".... so I tried to remove the awkward feeling by saying "well you could put on videos of your kids so you can take them to work and stuff" and he's like "my wife isn't able to have kids...." and he looked real sad. I felt terrible, and I felt like everyone thought I was a pervert :P

You're not only a pervert, but a sad sad little man. :P How could you hurt the man's feelings like that?
Go download your hentai will ya...

:P

Manny, did ya get her digits after such a graceful exit? ;)

Screw the memory stick.

:P

Nope, I had planned to strike the next time I went (hair grows quick), but I don't think I went there again.

That was mid-2003. She moved overseas about a month or so after that, and then she came back late 2004. You know somebody's a good mate when you try to kiss them and they can see that you fucked up and move on.

I initially thought that you were asking Manny if he went back to the Hairdresser and hacked her fingers off with a butcher's knife :blink:

Fuck Hello! Haven't you asked her out yet? Dude, this has almost gone too far. Seriously, it's almost as if you're hanging round this other chick because you don't wanna accept that your real feelings are with your best mate.

Hey, I don't really know, maybe you should watch Dr. Phil instead of taking my advice :D

:lol: that's awkward alright!

<--- has been laughing for the last 30 seconds

:lol:
You goof. :P

I walked into the locker room at work this afternoon and there's three guys looking at porn. The following exchange then occured:

MAN 1: Yeah that's the one. Nice tits hey (points at picture in mag).
MAN 2: I'd cum on her tits and her face and slap her round a bit and call her "Hussy"
[Turns to me]What would you do?

I have a nice prepared remark for situations such as those: "stick it in her ear."

Finding out today that the gf I was going out with just got engaged with someone else

How's that for a fucking awkward moment?!

Slap her round a bit and call her "Hussy"